erinhatesthings:

rose-on-the-mountain:

Back ground nurse:

"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello. 
There is no shirt here.”


#all of our shirts have suddenly gone missing#it’s the strangest thing#no shirts at all#they’ve all been drafted to the war#yes#that’s it (via followthebluebell)

boneykneessleepyeyes:

i had to upload this, it killed me. zach stone does gordon ramsey

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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sneakymedulla:

mmyes how may i help u

sneakymedulla:

mmyes how may i help u

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

deep-dark-fears:

A fear submitted by coziestbean to deep-dark-fears.

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"yes fadda"
"find a wey ti schoo den"

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"

"yes fadda"

"find a wey ti schoo den"

when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK